Nextdoor Pleasantville: We’re Back and Meaner than Ever
By BOB VICKREY
Special to Circling the News
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Justin Thyme—MARQUEZ MAZE
Anyone else tired of hearing all the motorcycle noise on Sunset at night. I’m forming a vigilante group to “investigate” further. Call me if interested in joining.
Know what you mean Justin. We need to form a justice committee since the local police won’t seem to take any action.
Let me know how I can help. I’ve been “Sleepless on Sunset” since the Reagan Administration.
I’ve got lots of new household goods for sale. Wife moved out on me after a good three-week run of our marriage. Lots of these items were wedding gifts from local friends, so if you’re interested in retrieving your presents, come by anytime. I’ll make you a good price.
You’ve got some nerve Paul. I want my candle holders back, you creep. So sorry that Rhoda left you. What price did you have in mind?
But keep in mind Paul, you’ll always have those special three weeks. BTW, I’m interested in Anne’s candle holders. What would you take for them?
How dare you Poppy! Paul, I’m on my way over to your house and you better not have sold them to Poppy.
You poor guy! I feel badly for you Paul. Why don’t you tell me a little more about yourself.
Lionel Trane—HUFFINGTON PALISADES
Repairman Needed! Can you recommend anyone reliable in the area?
If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the morning. I’d hammer in the evening. All over this land. Alas, I don’t have a hammer, so I can’t help you.
To Mr. Trola: I’d just like to say that Next Door is meant as a serious forum, and we can all live without your weak attempts at humor on this site. And besides, it now has me humming that tune since I read this post several hours ago. Thank God you didn’t post the lyrics of “It’s a Small World.”
I’m certified with a degree from Texas Sheetrock Tech. I do small jobs and prefer being paid in cash. I’m only in town for a short time. My parole officer back in Texas has been extremely patient with me while I seek work.
I’m not really a repairman but would be glad to know more about the problem you’re having. And while you’re at it, why don’t you tell me about yourself.
Taylor Made—RUSTIC MESA
Looking to rent apartment or guesthouse in area. Hoping to find something for $300 or under. Any ideas?
I’ll rent you my tool shed for $1,800.
Have you considered one of the new apartments in the Caruso complex?
Rhoda Mule—GELSON’S BLUFFS
Seeking a life coach. My husband turned out to be a total jerk, and I’m struggling to get my life together and back on track. We had such a good marriage going for almost three weeks, and then it just suddenly all fell apart. I’m also looking for some basic furniture, as well as a few essential household items.
They can be such jerks. Good luck to you. BTW, there’s a local guy named Paul who is selling household goods. You might want to give him a call. He was just dumped on by some uncaring harlot.
Rex Karrs—ALPHABET GENTRIFIED ‘HOOD’
Anyone out there have any opinions about the new Caruso village complex? Has anyone weighed-in on the project yet? I’ve been away for a while.
Nope! Haven’t heard anyone objecting to it so far.
I wish more residents would speak up about their opinions. Everyone is so quiet.
Where is it located?
It certainly is very clean-looking.
Is this Ricky Caruso married?
Lead Officer Warren Pease—DOWNTOWN HEADQUARTERS
This is to the person who wrote that the police department has not been taking action about the nighttime motorcycle riders. I want you to know we have lots of responsibilities that limit how much attention we can give to any one local matter. We do the best we can with the resources we have.
Thank you, Officer Pease. I’ve always been supportive of our police officers. I would be more than happy to help out in any way I could. Are you in our area often? If so, why don’t you tell me a little more about yourself.
Bob Vickrey is a longtime resident of Pacific Palisades whose columns appear in several Southwestern newspapers including the Houston Chronicle. He is a member of the Board of Contributors for the Waco Tribune-Herald. His long-running “Lunch Club” series was published by the Palisades News. You can find more columns on his website: bobvickrey.net